Ladies, fellas, and the people who don’t give a damn, fasten your seatbelts. The incredible, sexy AMC AM Van is up for sale, offering more sport with more utility than ever before in the history of the universe. Wait a sec. What the hell is an AM Van and why does it look like a Pacer that chewed on Willy Wonka’s special gum?
Cast your mind back to the 1970s. Or don’t, because anyone who knows about shaggin’ wagons and claims to remember the decade of cocaine is probably lying. Anyway, American Motors Corporation had a traveling concept car circus back in 1977 called Concept 80. It was a bit like if GM’s Motorama was held in an era of austerity, stagflation and disillusionment. There were a few compact concept cars built for Concept 80, but the best of the bunch was this glorious AM Van.
Would you just look at it, a glorious cab-forward pearlescent red vision of sporting vehicles in the future. Its color-matched turbine-style alloy wheels shod with beefy all-terrain tires and set in bulging fender flares that would make Liberty Walk blush. From its deep chin spoiler to its rear barn doors, this van means business. It only has one door per side because it’s meant for hauling ass, grass and little more. Legendary AMC stylist Richard Teague may have sketched out the Gremlin on an air sickness bag, but he knocked the AM Van out of the park. Even the name was a stroke of genius. AM Van. It’s like if Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy had a mullet and tickets to Black Sabbath.
Leaning in to the minutiae of the AM Van, Jason and I are very pleased to see minimalist door handles making their way onto this concept. Instead of proud handles, the quarter panels are punched in where they meet the door to allow drivers and occupants to slip their hands in the door jamb and press a hidden release. We’ve seen this style of door handle before on the Renault Fuego, Cadillac XLR and Mk1 Fiat Panda, and it’s always a nice touch. No unsightly visible release, just clean integration into the vehicle’s design.
Up front, two rectangular driving lights mounted underneath the front bumper were most certainly a flex in the 1970s, as was the very European color-keyed grille. I quite fancy the chrome-plated mirrors as well, a touch of jet age clinging on to the remnants of the American Dream. It all adds up to one awesome looking wedge of a van.
Perhaps the biggest shock and awe was the van’s purported powertrain. As trumpeted by the beefy all-terrain tires and massive turbo graphics, AMC claimed that the AM Van had a turbocharged engine and four-wheel-drive, seriously futuristic stuff for the 1970s. This was a full three years before Audi launched the legendary Quattro, so nobody had really done this sort of thing in a practical vehicle before, and nobody had ever paired that drivetrain with a wicked set of side pipes.
Unfortunately, that drivetrain is also completely fictitious. The AM Van is little more than a fiberglass sculpture, the doors don’t open, the power comes from whoever you can find to push it, and the tinted windows conceal an interior that’s only partly there.
As time generally isn’t kind to non-functional concept cars, a few cracks appear in the AM Van’s laugh lines, a certain acknowledgment of the decades if you will. The right A-pillar appears a bit stressed out, while a sizable crack on the chin spoiler likely resulted in someone getting a stern talking to. The chrome is slightly pitted and the paint is full of more swirls than a Cinnabon franchise, but that’s neither here nor there. I know damn well that I won’t look as good as the AM Van does when I’m 45 years old, so I don’t have much room to complain.
Should you desire this astonishingly cool piece of AMC history (and let’s be honest, who wouldn’t?), you can bid on the AM Van during RM Sotheby’s Sand Lots auction, happening May 25 to June 1.
Honestly, I have no idea what such an amazing bit of history is worth. One million dollars? Two flood-titled speedboats? Half a case of Michelob Ultra and a crispy hi-five? Whatever the value of the AM Van is, you can be sure that it’s worth it. I’d do things only spoken of on Urban Dictionary to stare at it every day.
All photo credit: RM Sotheby’s
Hat tip to Mike!
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Man I absolutely adore the last gasp of AMC concepts from the 70s; this thing is just an incredible looking design, the proportions are functional and so attractive, kind of reminds me an 80s Honda Civic WagoVan or even an early civic Hatch, but with more chrome.
My absolute favorite concept they did that never saw the light of day was the 68 Gremlin concept that mashed up the front fenders/grill/doors/roof of an AMX with the stubby chopped off rear of a Gremlin. Google it. Behold. The most attractive musclecar of all time? Maybe not but definitely the first “hot hatch”, I think.
The best part is all the sheet metal for this exists. You can build one of these with a rear ended AMX and a gremlin that was in a head on collision, and wind up with something far cooler than either.
Holy crap that thing is beautiful. I can’t believe they never made it. They could have put it in the AMC Spirit platform and sold it as a Spirit Van or some such. What a shame.
I wish that thing were a real car. Those turbine wheels with raised white letters are amazing.
If this had some powertrain in it and was somehow street legal, I would be a bidder. How much extra effort would it have been to slap this body on a Pacer frame? Really.
Van? This is a Pacer. I don’t see any functional difference. They chopped the front end and made the tailgate a double door.
What a tragedy that this was not built. The design look fresh even now. Yes…a tray of batteries underneath and the would be a spectacular EV.
Related, I have to say turbine wheels really deserve a renaissance.
Was the first thing I noticed about it.
I know modern wheel design is big on complicated-because-we-can-do-it, but there’s something perennially futuristic about a basic industrial-looking design like that stirs my soul.
I’ve always loved that thing. One of the great concepts of the 70’s. I don’t know if it would have saved AMC, but it sure would have made them even cooler. I wonder if the body could be put on a proper chassis. Or someone make a mould and produce some fiberglass kits that will.
I am a bad person, I know, but were I to get my grubby mitts on this I would move heaven and earth to make it driveable.
And then I would drive it.
That makes you a good person in my book.
I wonder how those rear doors were supposed to open. Hydraulic rams?
“Or don’t, because anyone who knows about shaggin’ wagons and claims to remember the decade of cocaine is probably lying …”
Thomas, what are we going to do with you? I didn’t have a van in the 70s but I did drive a 1960 Dodge Town Panel (much cooler than a shaggin’ wagon). No cocaine but good weed and a job in my first dealership shop. And I actually remember most of the decade!
Hey, FCA-CMC, what the-hell-ever AMC’s current owners are called: BUILD THIS!
BRING. BACK. RAISED-WHITE-LETTER TIRES.
The tire/wheel combo on this thing looks *killer*!
YES!
I’m not an SUV/truck guy, but I’ve always been a little surprised that say Dodge hasn’t had Goodyear or whomever produce a special set of white letter tires as an option for the Challenger R/T.
My neighbor’s kid just got done painting his white.
A couple of months back, I saw a final-gen Monte Carlo on the road.
Got my attention for the sheer rarity/endangered species thing, but what I really appreciated is that the owner had painted his *yellow*. Well played.
I like this far more than I should.
And that front end reminds me of a Colt Vista.
This is BEGGING for an electric motor. If only we knew somebody ballsy enough to attempt it.
Do it.
Or two. We should try to keep it 4wd.
I was thinking that, have to get rid of the rear seats and put in a raised cargo panel to have room for even batteries. Feet so far forward, you’d need to be brave to drive it. but …. It. Looks. So. Cool.
I want it to be a BEV rear weight bias wheelie machine.
This just isn’t a van though, is it? I’m not sure what it is, but a van with no sliding door? It’s… a one-box coupe? I’m kind of at a loss to classify it, but a van it is not.
I think this qualifies as a van. Conceptually, it’s very much in the conceptual school of custom vans of the era its from, and vans don’t have to have a sliding door–look at VW Type 2s prior to 1968: no sliding door, but absolutely a van.
The proportions are quite van-like here, and, more importantly, the INTENT was van.
Shooting Brake?
Snorting Brake.
Lawn Art?
“American Motors Corporation Actually Built This Incredible Van And Now You Can Own It”
So they didn’t actually build it but they did mock it up?
Well, they built it. But it’s fake.
I must say I’m disappointed with your grail free response.
How far away is it from a drive able fake?
Or is it a glass fiber shell on a frame with trailer axles.
This is amazing.
Also…. did the system finally let me comment? Gimme a star (or whatever) if it did.
I thought it was just me!
I ended up changing to a different browser and I stayed logged in.
Also this is something that looks like it would fit in at Darryl Starbird’s place. He has a cool AMC Pacer truck customer on display now.
Woo- finally consistently working. Thanks guys