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Coffee Machines, Gazebos, And Valve Cover Gaskets: Welcome To Canadian Tire

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Imagine a place where you can buy a set of Michelin Pilot Sport Cup 2s, a reciprocating saw, bath towels, a wok, a gazebo, a gun, and a full tank of gasoline. Sounds violently American, right? What if I told you that this store exists in just about every Canadian town. Welcome to Canadian Tire; what are you looking for today?

Here’s a brief explainer of Canada’s most iconic retailer for non-Canadians and Matt Hardigree, who posted this lovely message in our Slack chat earlier today.

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Why certainly, Matt. In 1922, brothers Alfred Jackson Billes and William Billes pooled their savings of $1,800 and bought Hamilton Tire and Garage Ltd., located at the corner of Gerrard and Hamilton streets in Toronto. That’s just east of the Don Valley Parkway before Broadview if you’re semi-local. However, that location and name didn’t last long. The very next year, the Billes brothers moved shop to the corner of Yonge and Gould, and rebranded as Canadian Tire Corporation. Thus, a legend was born.

Through public listing, associate stores, expansions, acquisitions, Canadian Tire developed an unshakable grip on the Canadian public. It became the go-to store for everything that wasn’t food or building materials — a fairly impressive feat. Today, Canadian Tire focuses on four main categories of products: Driving, living, playing, and fixing. Sounds like many of us, come to think of it.

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Canadian Tire is the greatest store for a young Canadian gearhead because not only will your parents shop there all the time, but you’ll be surrounded by tires, paint, filters, fluids, you name it. Broke your high school shitbox by “driving gently, mum”? Just tag along with your parents, pick up a tensioner, control arm, or exhaust system, and you’re back in business.

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As a bonus, you can also pick up all the tools you need to install your recently-acquired parts on-site. Canadian Tire has its own house brand tools under several lines depending on your budget. There’s Mastercraft if you’re Jesse F. Keeler, and MAXIMUM in all-caps if you’re a fully-fledged ASE-certified master lube tech. I’m kidding, the Mastercraft and MAXIMUM tools are pretty good stuff, often sold for a substantial discount and generally tough enough to last for generations.

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Of course, it’s impossible to talk about Canadian Tire without mentioning its fake money that’s sort-of real money. See, Canadian Tire came up with this completely physical, entirely transferable customer reward program consisting of little notes for five cents, ten cents, 25 cents, etc. At one point in time, I swear every Canadian household had a stack of Canadian Tire money in a kitchen drawer. However, because Canadian Tire money was transferable, some small businesses accepted it as payment because they could also buy things from Canadian Tire. No joke, I once legitimately bought poutine using Canadian Tire money. Try doing that with your Kohl’s cash. HuffPost even reports that Moody’s classified Canadian Tire money as “sub-fiat” currency back in 2014. In addition to semi-fake money, Canadian Tire also offers financial services. While store-branded credit cards are quite common in the retail sector, how many big retail stores offer disability insurance and high-interest savings accounts?

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Let’s circle back to car stuff for a second. While nowhere near as fully-stocked as certain dedicated automotive retailers, Canadian Tire never forgot where it came from, so the automotive department is pretty well-stocked. There’s normally a whole aisle dedicated to exhaust tubing, with application-specific stuff from brands like Walker and Magnaflow available to order. Perfect for uncorking your GMT900 to become the most attractive person in Welland, Ontario. Somewhat obscure maintenance items are also often on deck, like Mann filters for German cars, Pentosin CHF-11S hydraulic fluid, and certain Motul motorcycle oils. For more regular maintenance items, Canadian Tire even has its own lines of automotive products, Certified for the cheapies, Motomaster for the better stuff, and Simoniz for detailing products.

While many retailers are perfectly content to use lowest-bidder white label bits as their house brands, it seems like Canadian Tire actually gives half a shit. I once had a set of Motomaster AWIIs that rode quietly and had solid wet weather performance for the price. Sure, the sidewalls had a ton of flex, but considering how cheap they were, I can’t really complain. It’s a similar deal with many Simoniz cleaning products, I use the multi-purpose cleaner on everything because it’s cheap and seems nigh-on identical to products like Bocar’s degreaser.

In case this isn’t Canadian enough for you yet, let’s bring winter into this. Unsurprisingly, it gets arse-freezingly cold in certain parts of Canada. Up in Thunder Bay, Ontario, it’s not uncommon to see average January lows of 20 degrees Celsius below freezing, or minus four in freedom units. So what did Canadian Tire do to showcase its line of AGM batteries? It hired Iceculture to build a truck out of ice. The Exeter Times-Advocate reports that a three-quarter-ton GM truck was stripped down to the frame and drivetrain and had simplified electrics fitted before an ice body was plopped on top and the necessary steering column and pedals were re-fitted. The result was a fully-driveable truck with a body made of ice.

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While most of us would make a beeline to either the automotive or tool sections should we pop into a Canadian Tire, there’s so much more on offer than just garage stuff. Want a coffee machine for the office? No problem. Heading out to the bush to hunt deer? Swing by and pick up some .223 rounds. Has your child outgrown their bicycle? BMX, mountain, hybrid, and road bikes are all on offer. For a while, Canadian Tire even carried electric scooters for the daily commute.

Despite its stronghold up north, Canadian Tire never really caught on in the United States. The first attempt at entering the American market relied on buying out Texas-based White Stores, Inc. in 1982. Just four years later, Canadian Tire called it quits after losing a ton of money. However, plucky Canadians aren’t so easy to deter. Just look at the hope Toronto Maple Leafs fans have at the start of every hockey season despite first-round Stanley Cup elimination being almost guaranteed.

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Nine years after Canadian Tire’s first foray south started, Auto Source was born. Tire publication Tire Business, affiliated with Rubber Journal (I swear I’m not making this up) reports that each Auto Source store stock 18,000 different parts and featured up to 24 repair bays. Unfortunately, these emporiums of hooptie supplies never really made money, so Canadian Tire shut them down in 1995 to focus on Canadian stores. Still, the Auto Source project didn’t amount to nothing. Canadian Tire now has a chain of stores up north called Partsource that sells such wonderful things as Red Line MTL right off the shelf.

Canadian Tire is, in a way, Canada’s everything store. It’s been around for a century as a place for you to buy two-stroke mix for your sled, snag a fresh set of drill bits, and pick out a new toque while Tragically Hip plays softly over the PA system. That distinctive new tire smell permeates every location, a core memory for anyone who’s eaten maple syrup directly off of snow. Canadian Tire is a national hallmark and I urge anyone visiting Canada to pop in and see the bewildering array of stuff at what is inarguably Canada’s store.

Lead photo credit: Whpq – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0

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thecyclist
thecyclist
2 years ago

Somebody’s been watching some Steve Wallis.

thefanciestcat
thefanciestcat
2 years ago

Is that an old Circuit City or do they just share an aesthetic?

Sklooner
Sklooner
2 years ago

They used to have a great thing on their website where you could click to be notified when something went on sale, this was great as the hand tools will go up to 70% off, I would shop, click the box and wait for the email, put it in my cart and pickup in store. It seems to be gone now sadly

Eco Or Boost Not Both
Eco Or Boost Not Both
2 years ago

Yes, all Canadians had a stack of Canadian Tire money at home in the junk drawer. (its electronic on a card now)

Yes, every Canadian over the age of 12, can point you towards the closest ‘Crappy Tire’

More recently, also know as ‘China Tire’

They all have a Sausage/Hot dog Cart outside. Every single one….

Canadian Tire Corp, Also owns:

Party City
Marks Work Warehouse
National Sports (I believe all have closed down)
Sports Experts
Sports Chek (yes correct spelling)
Helly Hansen (yes the outdoor clothing)
Hockey life
Atmosphere

Sklooner
Sklooner
2 years ago

Parts Source
Paderno

Eco Or Boost Not Both
Eco Or Boost Not Both
2 years ago
Reply to  Sklooner

Parts Source, I didnt mention because it was in the article.

Paderno and about 15 other brands CTC owns.

I was just listing separate stores

cal67
cal67
2 years ago

There is a reason we call it Crappy Tire. It’s not as bad as it once was but….. Hand tools are OK primarily because of the warranty. NEVER buy their battery powered tools – they switch suppliers constantly to get the cheapest Chinese products and in many cases after less than a year you can’t get a replacement battery. Corded tools are OK for the money – if you get them on sale.
The sale thing is the biggest thing with C.T. Only buy at regular price if you urgently need something – pretty much everything goes on sale at some point.

jamesmgawne
jamesmgawne
2 years ago

Out of sheer curiosity, I went into a Canadian Tire while up in Kamloops a couple of months ago, and I was absolutely stunned. It is ridiculous. It looks at Walmart and says, “Hold my beer.” It’s like Costco, Home Depot, Auto Zone, and Menards had an unholy four way love child.

In short, it was spectacular.

Black_Peter
Black_Peter
2 years ago
Reply to  jamesmgawne

upvote for Menard’s reference.

jmjr07
jmjr07
2 years ago

Two things:

-Canadian Tire always had a unique smell growing up, one that I could not place until a fluorescent bulb exploded at my work and I instantly recognized the toxic mercury fume smell as Canadian Tire’s signature scent. (My cousin later confirmed that when he worked at CT, teens would come in and smash fluorescent tubes for fun)

-That ice truck commercial was actually filmed in the driveway of a friend’s neighbour’s house, at the southern border of Markham, Ontario, just outside Toronto.

automotiveflux
automotiveflux
2 years ago

haha most of my tools are MasterCraft, I’ve been saving my Canadian tire money for a new drill

mber
mber
2 years ago

Is this like that weird thing in Canada where you have to go to “The Beer Store” for beer and “The Wine Store” for wine?
Has Canada been taken over by Stephanie Meyer’s alien “souls”?

BigAl
BigAl
2 years ago
Reply to  mber

Sometimes we mix it up a bit.

The liquor store here in Ontario is called the LCBO.

Mind you that stands for “Liquor Control Board of Ontario” – so I guess I see your point….

Citrus
Citrus
2 years ago
Reply to  mber

That is something that varies wildly between provinces since everyone handles liquor distribution differently. Where I’m at they privatized alcohol sales a few years ago so you just buy wherever – I personally like Sobeys Liquor – though there are still a few government-run stores scattered about.

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