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Cold Start: If I Had To Imagine An Aquatic Owl Car This Would Be Pretty Close

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There’s something undeniably sleek and cool about these late-’60s GMs, like this 1968 Pontiac LeMans that has been driven to an inky black void so its passengers can go scuba diving into the cold nothingness. Looks like a good time! Look how much that dude is grinning, and how the lady is caught mid-laugh! But what really strikes me is how owl-like that front end looks, with its prominent beak, and how the dolphin-colored sleek body feels strangely aquatic, perhaps influenced by the scuba twins there.

The result is something that feels like what I’d want as my car if I was an aquatic owl-themed superhero, perhaps named Aquahoot or something. This is what I’d whip around in on land, before skidding to a halt, hooting my trademark hoot, and plunging into the water to plug a pipeline or whatever.

Anyway, welcome to a new week!

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Iwannadrive637
Iwannadrive637
2 years ago

It’s fun and easy to rag on GM, but the fastback style worked so well on many of their lates 60’s cars. This one included.

Thad
Thad
2 years ago

Sniff, I miss you Pontiac.

andyindividual
andyindividual
2 years ago

Another barn owl find.

Grendl
Grendl
2 years ago

I think Oldsmobiles are the preferred car for diving, at least of you plan to take the car diving as well.

Joe The Drummer
Joe The Drummer
2 years ago
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Hans the German
Hans the German
2 years ago

Damn, fix the comment system.

Hans the German
Hans the German
2 years ago

Wow it works everytime. As soon as the message “you need to be logged in blabla” comes, simply write a useless comment under some other article and finally you can write a comment where you wanted.

Come on guys, fix it!

05LGT
05LGT
2 years ago

just refresh the page.

Hans the German
Hans the German
2 years ago
Reply to  05LGT

Does not work. I am not that dumb dude.

RonnyMay
RonnyMay
2 years ago

Hey Jason, so glad to have found you again. Missed your witty, entertaining, yet educational writing! Great article.

Don’t miss that guy with the 42 rusted out, non-running Jeeps, whose sole claim to fame is assisting with the design of a Fiat-Chrysler climate control system (which he will mention in the first 30 seconds of conversation, even if you just are asking for directions or about the weather) but I understand he’s your Gronk.

Best of luck with the new venture. Loving the look and the vibe so far!

Lbruneel
Lbruneel
2 years ago

LeMans meh …
Now the 66 Bonneville made me want to go diving.

Joe The Drummer
Joe The Drummer
2 years ago
Reply to  Lbruneel

The mid to late 60s full size coupes were fantastic. See also: 1965-68 Impala.

Lew Schiller
Lew Schiller
2 years ago

Bikini’s are all the gear women ever need. Just look at the cover art on science fiction novels.

Man With A Reliable Jeep
Man With A Reliable Jeep
2 years ago

I’ve always gotten an “owl vibe” from Pontiac styling, particularly the later models with the emblems, they remind me of a Red Owl (grocery chain for those who don’t recall).

cristiana
cristiana
2 years ago

So the man is wearing a full wetsuit while the woman is wearing a bikini. Something is wrong here.

10001010
10001010
2 years ago
Reply to  cristiana

I bet the water’s fine but he put all that gear on his AmEx and by golly he’s going to wear it!

StillNotATony
StillNotATony
2 years ago
Reply to  cristiana

For a second, I thought she was wearing censor bars…

CatMan
CatMan
2 years ago
Reply to  cristiana

As they say in Marketing 101, sex sells

mber
mber
2 years ago
Reply to  cristiana

Yup, why do you think he’s smiling?

Dave Horchak
Dave Horchak
2 years ago
Reply to  cristiana

No

Iwannadrive637
Iwannadrive637
2 years ago
Reply to  cristiana

It’s 2022. She can wear what she wants. Don’t you dare body shame her!

DarKhorse
DarKhorse
2 years ago

I bet Nite Owl drives one of these to get to wherever he parks his ship: https://tinyurl.com/yy5rtbdc

Nic
Nic
2 years ago

Did you know that there are aquatic owls out there? The biggiest owl in the world is Blakistons fish owl!

Nic
Nic
2 years ago
Reply to  Nic

I ought to mention, I suppose, that I am not an owl expert. I have just spent a weekend at Goodwood with an owl obsessed 6 year old. Every car, and there were a lot of cars, was judged by it’s owlness.It was a long weekend!

BigThingsComin
BigThingsComin
2 years ago
Reply to  Nic

That’s a damn cool owl.

Drive By Commenter
Drive By Commenter
2 years ago

Pontiac: we dive excitement!

DubblewhopperNdubbletrubble
DubblewhopperNdubbletrubble
2 years ago

Nothing wrong with deep sea fishing or spelunking in the back seat of a Pontiac. There should be enough room…..

CoolDave
CoolDave
2 years ago

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Mr.Asa
Mr.Asa
2 years ago
Reply to  CoolDave

Cave Diving

Drive By Commenter
Drive By Commenter
2 years ago

Just be sure to explore those depths far from the big kahuna. And wear a wetsuit. No telling what could be lurking…

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