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That’s mold.
Had a significant mold infestation in one of my flipper cars recently .Several *weeks* of solid rain and it being a smoker’s car were factors.
I thought the rear seat was a goner as there were still obvious marks after two washes/wet vacs.
But a few more washes did the job.
I recommend trying various cleaners until you find a good one. A spray can that foams won’t cut it
That’s a nice cover photo. Those first-gen xBs are good-looking cars, in their way. Boxiness is underrated.
I was looking for one to buy for a while, but Torch’s is in better condition than 99% of the xBs out there.
true dat
OMG, I saw that picture and the circles, not until I read the paragraph did I realize that I saw the stain and my addled mind filled in the seatbelt!
Don’t sweat it ’til the cordycep ascocarp pops out of your head. Patient Zero.
Funny thing about a white XB. It looks like a fridge on the outside, and now I guess it’s a frathouse fridge on the inside.
Reader meetups and trivia? You guys are literally saints
Thanks! That was the laugh I needed this morning!
Do you have a leak somewhere in that xB? It sure seems like a possibility. Anyway, gross!
If there is a car meeting on Friday, I will bring my 1973 VW Super Beetle for sure 🙂
Love those t-shirts, but I can’t wait for decals/window stickers. Any plans for more merch?
Well, it kinda makes sense. David has the corner on Rust, so now Torch has to corner something else, so he’s got the symbiotic relationship with Mold. I wonder what maladies the other writers will get stuck with…
If you have more than one car you need to drive each one at least once a month. Your driver will devolve into a project that will devolve into a junker or science experiment faster than you think it will. Drive your cars people. It keeps them in good condition.
This gives me a new idea for the site: “Torch Your Car.” Have Jason perform/learn various automotive tasks on his cars — OR THOSE OF LUCKY READERS! This could include items like detailing his xB to get rid of mold. Could be done in video and text/photo format.
That is rancid.
The things you do for what you believe in.
May the Autopian live much longer than your fungal infection!
I would like to see the fungus form a symbiotic bond with Torch. Imagine if he could shoot spores when startled, and grow small mushrooms behind his ears.
I’m imagining a new superhero origin story.
Sporchinski!
(I’ll quit while I’m ahead)
“Imagine if he could shoot spores when startled, and grow small mushrooms behind his ears.”
I thought he did that already? I just assumed the car got the mold infestation from him. Prove me wrong.
Trivia night, yes please! Especially with you and DT in the same place… ho boy.
Get an Ozone machine and let it run in there for a while. Your lungs will thank you.
Yeah and the headliner ain’t looking so great either
You guys keeping those t-shirts to yourselves or can just anybody buy one?
Nevermind. I’m blind, apparently.
In your defense (and I can’t believe I’m going to say this) they aren’t really shilling the merch store enough. I’m not advocating for full-width banner ads, or pre-roll videos! However, a small tasteful button (think 90×90 pixels), w/ a picture of a T-shirt and some text (“Cool Merch!” or “Don’t Drive Naked!”) to the side of the “powered by Optima” banner would not be too obtrusive and drive up awareness of the merch store.
I love how American are taking such risks like if they have free healthcare :-). I wish you it wasn’t toxic and it’ll be ok. Once mold come, it’s hard to get rid of it definitively
Do all auto journalists just have cars stored all over the world or something?
Like a mistress in every port of call?
Just the good ones.
I’d enjoy seeing a pro detailer’s approach to mold removal. Maybe show it alongside David’s $2.73 cheapo turbojank method to really get that Autopian vibe.
How about a whole story on ripping out the entire interior and finding less grungy replacement parts from picking yards?
Find yourself an Ozone generator. Definitely do not plug it in while you are in the car
Don’t rely on the ozone machine too much. Ozone machines are generally awful because they ruin everything made of foam and plastic, including stuff you don’t see.
They are more appropriate for “move the iron” used car dealers who don’t really care about the car once it’s gone.
I’d rather do the work of cleaning the car manually and properly with quaternary sanitizers on soft surfaces, and diluted bleach on hard surfaces.
Yuck.
Looking forward to what you guys are working on!