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Detroit-Area Autopians: Let’s Meet Friday At The Walmart Parking Lot!

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Do you want to meet fellow Autopians? Are you interested in seeing a ridiculous spectrum of automobiles from supercars to straightup shitboxes? Can you get to metro Detroit in the next 36 hours? Do you think it’s cheesy starting introductions with a series of questions? Well Friday is your day.

The last Autopian meetup was a roaring success, with everything from Lamborghinis to TVRs to old trucks to $500 beaters assembling in an unofficial capacity at the Walmart parking lot in Troy, Michigan — just north of Detroit.

Your humble website plans to keep things classy by once again hanging out in a Walmart parking lot for a completely unsanctioned gathering of car-nerds. I plan to be there in a 1966 Ford Mustang. You should be there in something cool. Or not! If you wanna show up in a 2020 Toyota Corolla hatchback, join us! There will be pizza.

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  • What: An unofficial gathering of car friends.
  • When: Friday, June 17, 2022 at 7 P.M.
  • Where: Walmart parking lot: 2001 W Maple Rd, Troy, MI 48084
  • Who: Your fellow Autopians
  • Why: Because, let’s be real, your spouse is tired of pretending to be interested in your car-stuff.

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Urambo Tauro
Urambo Tauro
2 years ago

Dang, just found out about this and already have plans tonight. Maybe some other time!

Nerobergstr
Nerobergstr
2 years ago

Oh man. I can’t bring the G35x Safari out on Friday. I’m already going to Holly Oaks on Sunday and am only allowed to do one fun thing a month.

redfoxiii
redfoxiii
2 years ago

“If you wanna show up in a 2020 Toyota Corolla hatchback, join us!”

I feel called out. It was a 2019, though.

SquareTaillight2002
SquareTaillight2002
2 years ago

Would love to attend but a 12 hour drive is a bit much. I ‘m holding out for a NC-based Torch-hosted event.

Autopianmaven
Autopianmaven
2 years ago

See here’s my fear: DT will pull the trigger on the move to LA and I will have missed my chance for one of these. I can arrange to be there (from Indianapolis) on short notice…but not that short. But this side sounds like a nice event and The CrossTour is just itching for an event where it’s probably the only model of its kind. Have fun, kids.

Cobalt blue Saab Saab
Cobalt blue Saab Saab
2 years ago
Reply to  Autopianmaven

Where is he going to park all his clapped out Jeeps in LA?

Mark Tucker
2 years ago

When he says “LA,” I’m picturing half an acre of desert outside Barstow with a doublewide in the middle and plenty of room to park. Like Budd’s place in Kill Bill but with fewer swords and more Jeeps.

Justin Short
Justin Short
2 years ago
Reply to  Mark Tucker

Whenever I hear LA my first thought is always “Lower Alabama”

Nerobergstr
Nerobergstr
2 years ago
Reply to  Autopianmaven

meh, even if he moves to LA…
1) He’ll be back. LA will chew David up and he’ll spend all his time/money on ordinance violations.
2) We can still have Autopian meetups. Walmart doesn’t have a preference if a bunch of weirdos show up in their parking lot with or without David.

Of course #2 would require that someone takes some pictures and post them here so that we have proof that it happened 🙂 Also hard to organize a meetup from the comment section alone.

JohnTaurus
JohnTaurus
2 years ago
Reply to  Nerobergstr

Reminds me of the old country song Tulsa Time, by Don Williams.

Mfeebs
Mfeebs
2 years ago

I’m sure you’ll make it out to the MD/DC area for one of these eventually.

MaxPoodling
MaxPoodling
2 years ago
Reply to  Mfeebs

This is one of the few times that moving from the DC area to the Toledo area has benefited me in terms of being near things.

rootwyrm
rootwyrm
2 years ago

David, we said more than 24 hours notice, as in several days. Not 25 hours.
Seriously. It’s a 3 hour drive for me when I don’t have to plan for below-60F driving.

rootwyrm
rootwyrm
2 years ago
Reply to  rootwyrm

… so I’ve had a think.
How about we put these meet ups on an actual schedule? You know, where we have days or even WEEKS of advance notice so we can take time off work, plot trips, try to find gas stations not selling corn-piss as fuel, etc.

Like “HEY AUTOPIANS! Let’s meet up at (insert slightly less sketchy location here, maybe Public House?) every other Friday, cruise Woodward at 8:30, and folks who are around in the morning, we’re gonna hit Whistle Pig for breakfast.”

Nerobergstr
Nerobergstr
2 years ago
Reply to  rootwyrm

Also maybe try to schedule some regional meetups for you far-flung folks that can’t just walk to Walmart in Troy.

rootwyrm
rootwyrm
2 years ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Yes, yes you do. And not all of us can just ‘bring the fun one’ even when it’s relatively nice. (And nobody seems to be able to get nitrogen lately. Or tires.)

Plus everybody has been to Original Pancake House at this point. Not many folks know the awesomeness that is Whistle Stop. (Don’t know why I wrote Whistle Pig. Yesterday was a ‘why am I not day drinking?!’ day I guess.)

srosslx1986
srosslx1986
2 years ago

Damn Im going to be a few hours too late im doing a saddlesore 1000 ride on Saturday travelling from PA to Auburn Hills and back on Sat

Fe2 O3
Fe2 O3
2 years ago

Are you intentionally picking places that are good for getting robbed and/or stabbed?

I know, I know… you live there blah blah blah

Cobalt blue Saab Saab
Cobalt blue Saab Saab
2 years ago
Reply to  Fe2 O3

Tell us you’re not from MI without telling us you’re not from MI.

OakTree
OakTree
2 years ago
Reply to  Fe2 O3

Nobody robs people with a knife anymore. You must be old. Today, every young gangster has a 9mm or at the very least, a hand-me-down .38cal pistol to impress out of towners. Around here, if you pull out a knife, the average family guy in an SUV will whip out a hand gun, fire haphazardly into your behind, and leave you punk’d and bleeding for the EMT’s to clean up.

Stabbed… pfft!

Iommibutler
Iommibutler
2 years ago

My crapbox (I don’t type the s-word ’cause that is naughty) and I aren’t going to make it to this one, but keep ’em coming. I’ll get out to another meetup in the future.

Keith G
Keith G
2 years ago

That’s a long drive for me, coming from near Philadelphia, PA. But, if you’re offering pizza, that might make it worth the trip!

Jealous of you folks who can be there….have fun!!

MP81
MP81
2 years ago

I’m still not sure what the various random Walmart shoppers thought they needed to take videos of while driving by. I was very much worried some Karen was going to try and call the police for [insert reason here].

Hmm, more than likely will be actually out on Woodward at this time (because Friday night)…or still under my wife’s Cruze where I probably *should* be.

MP81
MP81
2 years ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Hmm…then possibly. I will be in my Volt because said Cruze is blocking the Cobalt or Camaro in the garage, so the drive down from northern Macomb on all electric is totally doable, albeit without any cruising.

Perhaps we’ll stop by then head out to Ducati around 8ish. That means I’ll actually need to wash the Volt so it isn’t disgustingly dirty.

MP81
MP81
2 years ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Since I can’t edit my comments…you twisted my arm.

I think my brother and I, and a colleague/friend of ours will stop by before heading up to Ducati.

Duke of Kent
Duke of Kent
2 years ago
Reply to  MP81

Maybe they just liked the cool cars? Not every woman is “a Karen” and not every instance where someone pulls out a camera in public is negative.

Mr.Asa
Mr.Asa
2 years ago

Let me know when you get to the Tampa area, and I’ll be down!

Shadeux
Shadeux
2 years ago
Reply to  Mr.Asa

“Torch & Tracy, coming soon to a Walmart near you!”

mdharrell
mdharrell
2 years ago

“There will be pizza.”

David Tracy’s meetup in Stanwood, WA, held under the auspices of that other site, didn’t have pizza. I’m beginning to suspect this site may have certain advantages over that other one.

Mark Tucker
2 years ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Next time you buy some lost cause up here in the PNW and have to come drag it home, let me know and we’ll set something up, and *I’ll* buy the pizza.

JohnTaurus
JohnTaurus
2 years ago
Reply to  David Tracy

How bout a LaForza? https://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/d/lynnwood-1989-laforza-suv/7494033895.html

Mercedes? Anybody? I’ve only seen one in person, talk about out-there.

R3v
R3v
2 years ago
Reply to  JohnTaurus

Sooo much Tan!!

JohnTaurus
JohnTaurus
2 years ago
Reply to  R3v

Yeah it’s definitely not dark, dreary, and somewhat depressing like a lot of luxury SUVs.

I bet ya get used to it lol. I bet it’s comfortable.

Mark Tucker
2 years ago
Reply to  JohnTaurus

Nah. Holding out for a Monteverdi Safari.

JohnTaurus
JohnTaurus
2 years ago
Reply to  mdharrell

Holy shit I used to live in Stanwood, for years.

S13 Sedan
S13 Sedan
2 years ago

Finally one I can make it to, see you all tomorrow

KennyBeau
KennyBeau
2 years ago

Dammit. Made the first, had to miss the second, and now I have to miss the third. This is really bumming me out, man.

3WiperB
3WiperB
2 years ago

Darn, I can’t make it this time. Maybe next time I’ll bring one of my campers instead of the B. After all, it is a Walmart parking lot.

235ignoble
235ignoble
2 years ago

Count me in, last time was a hoot

235ignoble
235ignoble
2 years ago
Reply to  235ignoble

Aaand looks like I’ll have to give it a miss. Damn, I hope everyone has a good time though!

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