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Let’s Turn This Old Brochure Pic Into A Caption Game: Cold Start

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Let’s try something just a bit different today, because it’s cold and gray out and the year is almost over and maybe sometimes it just feels good to do something together, right? So let’s do that! Let’s look at one of these old brochure pictures and the human figures within it, and imagine, with our pulpy, damp brains, what those people might perhaps be saying, trying to forget that the people shown in this nearly 60-year-old brochure are very likely now dead. So, off we go!

I’ll get us started. Here’s what I imagine is being said:

“Hey, baby, be a doll and cover me while I take a leak into this birdbath.”

or perhaps

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“This has nothing to do with my fear of ivy. I just prefer to enjoy this party outside, smoking and clutching this birdbath. Now stand between me and the ivy that’s trying to kill me.”

or even

“I bet they’ll let us back in soon. I just think if Danielle didn’t want people immersing their arms in the clam dip up to the elbow, she could have said something instead of being such a bitch about it.”

You know, like that, but better. Would it help if you had a better idea of what a 1964 Singer Vogue was engineered? Here you go:

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There, I bet that helps!

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Mark Tucker
1 year ago

“Agnes, you didn’t tell me this was a key party.”

“Oh Roger, do be a good sport about it. And don’t worry; I won’t let him drive your car.”

Tacofan
Tacofan
1 year ago

Dear, the cards clearly said, Ms. Blonde, in the Garden, with a bird bath… I don’t make up the rules, but rules are rules. Now help me kill you with this bird bath.

jb996
jb996
1 year ago

Don’t throw a wobbly, I know my brother is an arrogant wanker, but let’s just show our faces for 30 minutes at his little Do, by then he’ll have drank himself pissed, and then I’ll take you on a drive in our 1964 mint-green Series III Singer Vogue saloon.

Luxobarge
Luxobarge
1 year ago

Woman: “Just stay calm. Don’t turn around, and don’t make eye contact. The Singer Vogue can’t see you if you don’t move. Just stay…perfectly..still.”
Singer Vogue: [revs]
Man: [stifled scream]

WhatMe
WhatMe
1 year ago

Act normal, maybe that green oversized sewing machine will go away

Citrus
Citrus
1 year ago

“What do you mean this isn’t the Vogue you wanted me to put you in?”

Walkre2
Walkre2
1 year ago

“Darling, I thought the Buffy and Todd would be green with envy when pulled up to the club in our new car…”

“Yes let’s face it….it’s a ‘64 Singer…”

interrobang
interrobang
1 year ago

“My stars, what a firm backside you have!”
“That’s a birdbath, Philip”
“I don’t care what you call it, my dear.”

rootwyrm
rootwyrm
1 year ago

“But Bob!”
“Look. I’m gonna take this birdbath and smash it into the front end.”
“What good is that going to do?!”
“If anyone asks, we’ll tell them that he just jumped in front of us and we couldn’t stop in time.”
“I TOLD you demonstrating how many dead bodies fit in the trunk was a stupid idea, Bob!”

FruitSnack
FruitSnack
1 year ago

This drive-thru baptism really was a great idea. Now turn around and dunk the baby, honey, there’s a line of cars waiting behind us.

Delta 88
Delta 88
1 year ago

“Janet?”
“Yes Phillip?”
“You’ve just lost The Game.”

g_atencio
g_atencio
1 year ago

What do you mean “When you told me you drove a Singer, I thought of something else”?

JakobKsGarage
JakobKsGarage
1 year ago

Boy am I drunk! Can’t even – Look at me Shirley! – stand up. Burp. Did I buy that green car?

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago

I bought it because it matches my pocket square.

dogisbadob
dogisbadob
1 year ago

That is a cool car in a cool color

DubblewhopperNdubbletrubble
DubblewhopperNdubbletrubble
1 year ago

The Singer Vogue is sweating bullets, knowing it’s shocks will be tortured for a few minutes to a few hours and how long the shocks will last.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago

Just ignore it. Maybe it’ll go away.

Nerobergstr
Nerobergstr
1 year ago

Don’t bother asking those folks in there for directions, the GPS said this is the most direct route…now help me move this bird-bath out the road.

Spaz
Spaz
1 year ago

We present the (brand) Techni. Colored components help you when repairs are required. Available in 12 distinct colors of green. Perfect for taking you and your wife, or girlfriend, to the Debutant’s Ball. 8% discount for St Patty’s day.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago

Pssst. Soylent green is people!

Drew
Drew
1 year ago

“I really think we can get this birdbath into the car AND get the car back down the stairs before anyone notices.”
“I didn’t say we couldn’t, just that we shouldn’t.”

Duke of Kent
Duke of Kent
1 year ago

“Hell if I know how the valet got it up there. Just get ready for a bumpy ride down the steps as we leave.”

SNL_LOL Jr
SNL_LOL Jr
1 year ago

I’m not in favor of the stereotype that when some women date older men, all they see is green.

bockscar
bockscar
1 year ago

I know I told you that I had Mercedes Benz, Helen, but if you just stand back and squint, you will never know the difference.

SosoTsundere
SosoTsundere
1 year ago

Can you drive? I’m so wasted my color filter is wonky!

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