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Let’s Turn This Old Brochure Pic Into A Caption Game: Cold Start

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Let’s try something just a bit different today, because it’s cold and gray out and the year is almost over and maybe sometimes it just feels good to do something together, right? So let’s do that! Let’s look at one of these old brochure pictures and the human figures within it, and imagine, with our pulpy, damp brains, what those people might perhaps be saying, trying to forget that the people shown in this nearly 60-year-old brochure are very likely now dead. So, off we go!

I’ll get us started. Here’s what I imagine is being said:

“Hey, baby, be a doll and cover me while I take a leak into this birdbath.”

or perhaps

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“This has nothing to do with my fear of ivy. I just prefer to enjoy this party outside, smoking and clutching this birdbath. Now stand between me and the ivy that’s trying to kill me.”

or even

“I bet they’ll let us back in soon. I just think if Danielle didn’t want people immersing their arms in the clam dip up to the elbow, she could have said something instead of being such a bitch about it.”

You know, like that, but better. Would it help if you had a better idea of what a 1964 Singer Vogue was engineered? Here you go:

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There, I bet that helps!

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awesomeaustinv
awesomeaustinv
2 years ago

Whenever I see old brochures like this, part of me wants to be in it for some reason. The mysterious vibe of what the heck are these people doing, the mysterious and intriguing yet inviting location which may or may not be a party, the mint condition random old car that seemingly has absolutely nothing to do with the scene but is just sort of… there… and not even in a normal parking space either, just out in the middle of a courtyard or field or by the pool or whatever.

I want to party with the kinds of people who park 1964 Singer Vogues in the courtyard outside the classy mysterious party manor and have inexplicable bird bath drama! Is that normal? I don’t know, but they look like they have interesting lives and I want in on it.

McJim
McJim
2 years ago

But I didn’t lie when I said I would have you in Vogue.

Iwannadrive637
Iwannadrive637
2 years ago

That’s not what I meant when I said, “Hold my hair back, Estabon.”

Mike F.
Mike F.
2 years ago

“Please forgive me, baby.Next time I swear I’ll remember to wear the green pocket square.”

Justin Short
Justin Short
2 years ago

What?! You promised me a hummer, not a Humber!

knowonelse
knowonelse
2 years ago

See, I told that this was really large vibrator. Ymmmm. Can even use with clothes on, and built for two!

PeterVieira
PeterVieira
2 years ago

“Just pee in it. You have to go, no one’s looking, who cares?”

05LGT
05LGT
2 years ago

Now Mitt, we both know you were being misleading when you said your family had more green than the bank.

Jimmy Steel
Jimmy Steel
2 years ago

Jason: “Look, if I promise to stop talking about taillights will you please get back in the car?”

pancakeman
pancakeman
2 years ago

Honey… I just assumed Kermit was going to move.

parsko
parsko
2 years ago

“Everybody in the party can see where your hand is, you know.”

martywit
martywit
2 years ago

Lady in pink dress: “Not going to happen tonight, Nigel. I thought you said you were a swinger, not that you drove a Singer. Now where did that guy with the E-Type slip off to?”

Colorado_Roush
Colorado_Roush
2 years ago

I don’t know Ivy, becoming a villain to fight Batman seems like a huge career change.

Shooting Brake
Shooting Brake
2 years ago

“Darling turn around and check out my *woodpecker*” ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Beer-light Guidance
Beer-light Guidance
2 years ago

Don’t turn around, but the car is back again

Michael Shriro
Michael Shriro
2 years ago

The Singer Vogue was rather chuffed on how well Basil’s plan had worked out. Basil had arranged for the valet parkers to place it in the garden and set the horn to short out during Charades (which was easy to do because the electrics were made by Lucas). He then took Daphne into the garden and repaired the short. While resting his hand on the birdbath, Basil whispered into Daphne’s ear his undying devotion to her and asked her to marry him. She nodded yes and quickly kissed him. The Vogue then dreamed of carrying the two to a quaint hotel in the Lake District with “Just Married” sign on the boot.

factoryhack
factoryhack
2 years ago

Richard:
Look Meredith, I promise you I had absolutely no idea this was going to be a “key party”.

We really should do the polite thing, just get back in there, and go with it. C’mon, it’ll be fun, right?

Meredith:
It’s not that, Richard,. I just don’t want anyone else to see how ugly our car is with that horrible green paint you insisted on. I wanted the coral pink, you idiot.

CoolDave
CoolDave
2 years ago

“You can’t win me over with a green car Jerry. Either the bird bath goes or I go!”

David Spiese
David Spiese
2 years ago

“You don’t love me Todd. You’re just after my family’s lime fortune.”

VelvetElvis
VelvetElvis
2 years ago

“And this, my dear is why the first Earl named this place “Coppafeel Hall”.

SNL_LOL Jr
SNL_LOL Jr
2 years ago
Reply to  VelvetElvis

COTD

VelvetElvis
VelvetElvis
2 years ago
Reply to  SNL_LOL Jr

You see that too?

Dusty Kornphartz
Dusty Kornphartz
2 years ago

What is Mitt Romney doing in an old Singer Vogue brochure?

jcbeckman
jcbeckman
2 years ago

“How green was my valley? So green that it appears Swamp Thing has taken it over.”

Burns_a_little_oil
Burns_a_little_oil
2 years ago

When I said I was going home with the Singer, I meant the car baby, I swear!

flyingstitch
flyingstitch
2 years ago

“I thought they would be impressed that I drove up the steps, but instead they’re being all dramatic about it. Now listen, when the police arrive, tell them you were driving. I might have imbibed just a little before we left home.”

Lokki
Lokki
2 years ago

No, it’s NOT an Aston Martin. I told you my name is Bound – James Bound. It’s not my fault you misunderstood me. Now, are we going to your place, or not?

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