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Someone Tried Making A Chevy HHR Look Retro And I Think It Worked: Afternoon Cold Start

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Do you remember how, when the new Jeep Grand Wagoneer debuted, everyone wanted it to come with a wood-trim option like the old Grand Wagoneer? But then people started photoshopping the vinyl on the new Jeep, and something didn’t quite work. The fact is, old-school styling elements just don’t look right on many modern cars. But one modern car that can seemingly handle retro styling bits is the Chevrolet HHR, as demonstrated by this machine spotted in Michigan.

[Editor’s Note: Cold Start is running in the afternoon because I forgot to publish it this morning. Sorry! – JT]

My friend Brandon sent me some photos of an HHR he spotted in a parking lot in Michigan a few weeks back, and I have to admit that my initial reaction was to recoil. Look at all the cheesy badges just glued to that sheetmetal! Yikes! But a closer look brought me into the light, because I don’t hate this HHR. Actually, I kind of dig it:

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The two-tone paint, steel wheels with dogdish center caps, the old-school stainless steel trim just below the beltline, the (Mercury?) hood ornament — it melds well with the HHR’s body shape and overall design. This shouldn’t be a huge surprise because, like its PT Cruiser competitor, the HHR was designed with retro styling cues; in fact, the old-school design was among the vehicles’ main selling points when the car hit the market in 2005. Still, I wasn’t expecting it to be possible to simply take parts off of 50+ year-old cars and just graft them on; the fact that this HHR pulls it off is just cool.

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Unrelated to the car above, I was curious to see if an HHR can pool off the woody look, so I googled it and found, on a site called PT Woody, that there are wood-trim kits available. I think it sort-of works, but the white/light blue two-tone car works a bit better in my eyes.

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Anyway, as a big fan of the reliable, practical, reasonably-efficient, and and available-with-a-stick HHR I figured I’d show you that.

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GiantIain
GiantIain
2 years ago

Pedant alert:

Isn’t it ‘styling cues’, as in reminders, not ‘queues’ as in a line of waiting people?

Steveway
Steveway
2 years ago

Even the retro ques on this car don’t help. The HHR was and is one of the ugliest cars ever built.

Balloondoggle
Balloondoggle
2 years ago

I modified a red one owned by a local fire chief to look like a kids pedal car fire truck. Looked pretty good, I thought.

Iwannadrive637
Iwannadrive637
2 years ago

Did the HHR come with that center mounted antenna? It works here. I like it a lot!

Slow Joe Crow
Slow Joe Crow
2 years ago

It reminds me of a 1980s NYPD cop car, all it needs is a white stripe and a light bar
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andyindividual
andyindividual
2 years ago

This looks like something a small regional dairy would use to deliver ice cream.

I think I recall Steamwhistle Brewery had some of these in their fleet. Much of their marketing and ‘look’ is about nostalgia for aging boomers.

nemebean
nemebean
2 years ago

“the HHR was designed with retro styling queues”

GM only wishes people were lining up to get these.

COMTNDRVR
COMTNDRVR
2 years ago

The white paint should go all the way down to the character line that runs just above the door handles

Captain Avatar
Captain Avatar
2 years ago
Reply to  COMTNDRVR

Yes. This was my thought too. It looks far better than the modern colors as is, but where the two colors meet behind the hood under the windshield is bad. If it went further down, it would look much better.

JustWandering
JustWandering
2 years ago
Reply to  COMTNDRVR

This is correct, although it feels like it needs to go through the door handles which would be ok if it wasn’t for the divot. They also need to fix the angle of attack of the hood ornament so the plane is level. I also agree with others that chrome wrapped bumpers would be good. Maybe one less tchotchke on the side.

Man With A Reliable Jeep
Man With A Reliable Jeep
2 years ago

I’m surprisingly okay with this.

eggsalad
eggsalad
2 years ago

I think the original idea of the HHR was to evoke the 1949 Suburban, and the two-tone helps. The rest of the add-ons? Meh.

Dusty Kornphartz
Dusty Kornphartz
2 years ago

Maybe could use “chrome” wrap on the bumpers.

Skwimjim
Skwimjim
2 years ago

A couple of streamlined teardrop sealed beam headlights grafted on would have gone a long way.

Duke of Kent
Duke of Kent
2 years ago

I like how the two-tone colors look. It’s tough to make a two-tone paint job look good on a modern car (although the SSR’s styling is meant to *not* look “modern”). I’d want to do something with the bumpers. Wrapping them in fake chrome or even just painting them a contrasting gray color would help to set them apart from the rest of the car.

The “woody” look isn’t to my taste, but it looks on on this car. I’m not crazy about the bit that extends in front of the headlights, but it’s fine on the doors and the aft section.

DoctorNine
DoctorNine
2 years ago
Reply to  Duke of Kent

This is almost exactly what I was going to say. Needs the sealed beam headlight fender work, and some kind of chromed bumper treatment. (Those plastic bumper covers were and are a sin against our Automotive Father in the Sky.) But I’m getting a very nice ‘old AMC’ vibe out of that paint job. This thing actually has potential. And I HATE this model. Like viscerally.

JakobKsGarage
JakobKsGarage
2 years ago

I think some cheap China self-adhesive “chrome” strips around the windows would make it even better. Maybe try and make the bumpers look metal’y too somehow, maybe just with some silver paint?

But nice job, it reminds me of those cheap Fords from the fifties with cardboard door cards and rubber mats and minimal chrome.

Mr.Asa
Mr.Asa
2 years ago

Solid treatment of a questionable car.

There are a couple dealerships in the midwest applying wraps to the newer F-series trucks that give them the two-toned look of the 90s, and I’m not talking about the stock Ford Heritage look that came out. If you haven’t seen them you need to google it. They hit the nostalgia button so hard it hurts.

Here’s one
https://www.kochfordlincoln.com/blogs/blog/ford-dealer-retro-truck-package-for-f-150

Dusty Kornphartz
Dusty Kornphartz
2 years ago
Reply to  Mr.Asa

That looks pretty good.

donut
donut
2 years ago

I hate this car. I had it as a rental once (over 10 years ago, now). I had to drive it around San Francisco, and the stupid A-pillars are so big that I couldn’t see anyone in the crosswalks. It was rather terrifying, and I’ve hated the car since.

Now, it’s likely that the A-pillars are small-normal compared to today’s cars, but they were certainly big at the time.

Mr.Asa
Mr.Asa
2 years ago
Reply to  donut

Honestly, that’s been about every GM car I’ve been in since the early 2000s, and not just at the A-pillars either. They seem to delight in making it hard to see out of their vehicles for whatever reason.

mecheman
mecheman
2 years ago
Reply to  donut

I couldn’t see stop lights in the one I had as a rental, the “eyebrow” was too low.
Made for some hairy intersections when driving in Nuevo Laredo ~10yrs ago.

Myk-El
Myk-El
2 years ago
Reply to  donut

My dad had one as a courtesy vehicle when his regular ride was in for warranty work. Basically said he couldn’t see very well out of it and was all too happy to hand it back.

automotiveflux
automotiveflux
2 years ago

I like it, too bad the car is so scuffed

Mr.Asa
Mr.Asa
2 years ago
Reply to  automotiveflux

I think the scuffs help it. If it were all clean and polished it would look tacky. It kind of keeps it honest?

DoctorNine
DoctorNine
2 years ago
Reply to  Mr.Asa

Patina…

marathag
marathag
2 years ago
Reply to  DoctorNine

fake patina must die

ghostpedalsyndrome
ghostpedalsyndrome
2 years ago
Reply to  automotiveflux

DT can’t even see car’s without rust on them. Anything rust free is just Matrixy green code numbers to him in the shape of a car.
Rust is his red pill.

GLL
GLL
2 years ago

Imagine a David Tracy world without rust…

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