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Why This Weird Black Rectangle On The 1980s Chevy Sprint Is So Utterly Baffling

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Remember the 1980s Chevy Sprint? It was something of a strange car. It got its start as GM’s M-Car project, which was going to be a small economy car. Prior to completion, GM decided that it couldn’t make any money, so it sold the project to Suzuki to finish the job in exchange for a chunk of Suzuki ownership. That whole story is worth digging into more, but for right now I just want to focus on one odd detail of the car that came from this project: the hood latch on the Chevy Sprint.

Well, really, it’s the hood latch on the first-generation Suzuki Cultus, which was sold as the Chevy Sprint in America, because “Cultus” sounds like both “cult” and “penis” all at once, and that’s not a likely path to sell sensible economy cars in the U.S.. Sports cars, maybe.

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The same basic car was also called a Suzuki Swift, Holden Barina, Pontiac Firefly, Suzuki Forsa, and a Suzuki Khyber, depending on all kinds of variables like what market and the astrological sign you were born under and your blood type, probably.

No matter what it was called, the car was a pretty conventional small hatchback city car, with a little transverse three- or four-cylinder engine (the Chevy Sprint had a 993cc 48 horsepower inline-3 – maybe the smallest mass-market engine Chevy has ever sold in America?) and pretty straightforward styling.

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The car had styling differences depending on trim levels and how it was badge-engineered; Suzuki had hot-hatch versions with air dams and extra lights and different grille designs, while Chevy, which was positioning the car at the very bottom of the lineup, had versions that used cheaper U.S.-spec sealed-beam rectangular headlights, as you can see in that flyer.

But, no matter how the car was badged or marketed or if it had the top of the line 1.2-liter 16 valve engine or the smallest triple-banger, all the cars had this:

A funny little rectangle right front and center on the hood that acted as the secondary hood latch.

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On the Suzukis, the latch was combined with a Suzuki badge, so it had a bit of a branding function as well. On other versions, like the Holden and the Chevy, it was just a black rectangle:

The reason this little, seemingly insignificant detail sticks with me is that I can’t really fathom why Suzuki would want to design their hood latch this way. I can’t think of another car that does a secondary (by that I mean you know how you pull that handle to release the hood, then there’s the secondary safety latch you usually have to feel around under the hood with your fingers for? That’s what I mean by secondary) hood latch like this.

The early Ford Transits had a hidden hood latch under the grille badge:

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…but that was a full-on hood lock, not just the release, so it’s not really the same. And, even that was hidden; I can’t think of any other car that just has the secondary release sitting like a big, obvious button like this.

Maybe Suzuki did it that way because the company always intended to have some kind of hood badge? That’s possible, but it’s not like a rectangular hood badge was a Suzuki brand trademark; other Suzukis of this era had nothing like it:

Of course, on the Chevy there was no badge, just that black plastic rectangle. What makes this even more baffling is that there’s no way the external push-button latch deal could be cheaper than the sort of cheapo stamped-metal hood latch used on most cars, including other Suzukis:

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Those things don’t have to be finished or refined like most external car trim or parts; they’re just a simple metal stamping–the Swift/Sprint-type latch has to have a mechanism similar to this, plus a plastic button, plus a bezel, plus has to be mounted on the hood–on a cheap car. I just don’t get it.

Also not helping me understand any of this is this gleefully baffling ad Suzuki made for the Swift, which our pal Murilee found a while back:

That strange black latch is one of those little details that once you see you can never ignore, and the more you think about it, the less sense it makes. Was somewhat easier-than-normal hood opening a big selling point of the car? Did people like the look of that little black domino sitting on their car’s nose?

What am I not getting here? Why am I thinking about this? Does this bother anyone else? Should I seek help?

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Please discuss.

 

(thanks to The Bishop! Images from Suzuki, Chevy, Wikimedia Commons, eBay)

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DoctorNine
DoctorNine
2 years ago

Regarding the smallest Chevy engine, as I recall, the Chevy Spark (called the Joy in Pakistan or the Lechi in China) actually had a 796cc I3, (S-Tec 13) and the I4 was 995cc (S-Tec 14). But you could blow your wad on a 1.2 liter variant hot rod, (S-Tec II 14) if you were flush with cash. Some markets got a little Polish 1.3L diesel as an option, (I just love the idea of a tiny Polish diesel for some reason) but that was never offered in North America, to my knowledge.

Brummbaer
Brummbaer
2 years ago

It may have cost a bit more but I think that the convenience of not having to fumble for a hidden lever in a 2″ slot makes this idea a worthwhile one. The more I think about it, I think they should be mandatory.

nemebean
nemebean
2 years ago
Reply to  Brummbaer

Yeah, as much as it’s a fun car nerd flex to reach under the hood and find the release on your first try, it’s not exactly an intuitive interface. This seems much easier.

Gestalty Bitch
Gestalty Bitch
2 years ago

The Giant Suzuki ad will hold me over until the new MST3K episodes start on Friday.

18.6_MPG
18.6_MPG
2 years ago

My family had two of these when I was growing up. A silver ’87 4-door (which was totaled like a tin-can when we were rear-ended) and then a red ’88 2-door. I always told my dad we should get a knock-off Ferrari emblem to cover up the black button. He did not find that as amusing as my 16 year old self did. That thing got like 60mpg on the highway though, which was amazing. Fun fact though, any speeds over 65 would make the whole car shake so much that a cassette tape would skip in the player. Good times.

LarsVargas
LarsVargas
2 years ago

I remember selling these used in the early 1990s in Florida.

These secondary latches worked well enough for a couple of years, at least until the Florida sun took its toll on the cheap plastic and the damn thing broke to a nub that gave no leverage against the latch. That required a lot of calls to find a dealer who carried the part, much less kept them in stock.

nlpnt
nlpnt
2 years ago

Some random factoids;

You could only buy a 1985 Sprint on the west coast, as a 3-door hatchback. Likewise the NUMMI Nova was sold only in the Midwest (even though it was built in CA) as a 4-door sedan, and the Isuzu-built Spectrum was only offered on the east coast (albeit in both its’ body styles from the start, 3-door hatch or 4-door sedan). 1986 model year brought a 5-door hatch to the Sprint and Nova lines and national distribution for all.

The North American-market Suzuki branded version was called Forsa, not Cultus (or Swift as later). It was actually sold in Canada but I have no evidence of any Suzuki-branded passenger cars actually existing in America before the 1989 Swift, although the Forsa was duly listed in the EPA Gas Mileage Guide. My hunch is that Chevy was taking Suzuki’s entire quota.

The 1989 redesign (Geo Metro/Suzuki Swift) was heavily influenced by if not entirely done at GM Design, it lost the external hood latch and also didn’t have a hatch that opened all the way to the bumper. I can also speak from experience that the transmission is beefier, I test drove a couple used Sprints in the early ’90s and they both jumped out of second and sometimes even third gear, I never had that problem with the ’93 Metro I owned for 5 years around the turn of the millennium.

gettstoney
gettstoney
2 years ago
Reply to  nlpnt

100% agree about the transmission. I learned to drive a stick in a Sprint, which was entertaining, to say the least. I was given an 87′ Nova hand-me-down as my first car and then when that bad boy died in college, I got my brother’s 92′ Metro four-door.
For the Metro being what it was, that little guy could take a beating. I delivered many a pizza in that thing with nary a problem. As a graduation gift (and also because the old man said he would be embarrassed for me to go to a job interview in a Metro) he paid the lease for a new Chevy Prism, telling me this was the last car I’m ever getting from his wallet, haha. That Prism, which was just a rebadged Corrolla was a pretty damn good car and decently fun to drive as it was also a stick.

mr.choppers
mr.choppers
2 years ago
Reply to  nlpnt

The Forsa was sold in Puerto Rico and Hawaii, but never in mainland USA aside from a small test run. It was still listed in many used car price guides, which always frustrated me back in the days as I could never find one for sale.

Justin Short
Justin Short
2 years ago

It was the coolest thing about those cars 😉
And now I want a new Suzuki Swift, thanks rabbit hole!

Geekycop .
Geekycop .
2 years ago

A kid I went to school with went through two turbo versions one year. He crashed the first one into an antique hay baler after falling asleep at the wheel, and the second one got whacked during one of the rare snow storms we had there. I can’t remember his name but I remember the silly red one that hit the tractor and the bumper dangling off the back of the white one. Good times.

Canucksalaryman
Canucksalaryman
2 years ago

My mother-in-law had one of those. We bought her a new stove and I managed to get it wedge in the hatch to move it home. It was friction fit and would only go have way in.

I gave it a slap, said ‘That’s going nowhere’ and drove it home.

HT
HT
2 years ago

That commercial…

@0:35 old woman reverse-Rikers off the couch

@0:59 President answers phone, army guy immediately salutes no one

Mark Tucker
2 years ago

Those were always fun when we got a new employee at the service station. We wouldn’t tell them how to open the hood, just sit back and watch the show.

Dead Elvis Inc.
Dead Elvis Inc.
2 years ago
Reply to  Mark Tucker

Similar fun can be had at full-service gas stations when you’ve got an old American car with the filler behind the rear plate. There weren’t a ton of teenage station attendants who knew where to look on a ’72 Cutlass in the late ’80s. I’d let them tell me I’d pulled up on the wrong side – “oh, sorry, let me move” – and (briefly) enjoy their befuddlement once I’d moved the car.

Lew Schiller
Lew Schiller
2 years ago

More fun was the service bay kid who didn’t know how to start a 50’s Buick.
(With key “on” you depressed the gas pedal to initiate the starter)

Thad
Thad
2 years ago

It probably saved like fifteen cents over having to add and route the usual cable to the interior. Basically another bean-counter fuck-up I bet.

LittleBlue6
LittleBlue6
2 years ago
Reply to  Thad

Except they still had the cable and interior latch. This was just the ‘secondary’ release.

Thad
Thad
2 years ago
Reply to  LittleBlue6

Really!? Okay, then it is just a really super strange choice.

Saltier
Saltier
2 years ago

What I find most interesting is that the boys at Suzuki had the balls to put a GTi decal on one of these!

Maymar
Maymar
2 years ago
Reply to  Saltier

Internationally, Peugeot had already done it on the 205, so maybe that was enough for them to feel comfortable that VW didn’t own a particular set of letters (although, in retrospect, ballsy considering Peugeot raised a stink that they owned all *0* numbered names when Porsche tried to release the 901). Alternatively, maybe one of the guys that decided it was okay for Pontiac to use GTO got shuffled off to Suzuki towards the end of his career?

Saltier
Saltier
2 years ago
Reply to  Maymar

It’s not a trademark issue, but rather that Suzuki chose the Swift–with its little sewing machine engine–to be its GTi standard-bearer!

GT, its GTi variant, and GTO are automotive class descriptions and not model names, which is why Ferrari couldn’t sue GM over the Pontiac GTO. The funny thing is, Pontiac filed the paperwork with FIA in ’64 and actually raced it as a production car, so it was officially registered as a homologated grand touring car (Gran Turismo Omologato). Take that Enzo!

mr.choppers
mr.choppers
2 years ago
Reply to  Saltier

The Swift/Cultus GTi is a typical GTi, marginally smaller than the norm but with more than respectable performance for the day. A Golf GTi of the same vintage has 8.6kg/PS, the Swift GTi has 7.2kg/PS. The Peugeot 205 GTi 1.6 has 7.9kg/PS. Even the Golf GTi 16V has 6.9kg/PS.
Suzuki’s smallest hot hatch at the time was the Suzuki Alto Works RS/R Twin Cam Turbo 4WD, so “GTi” is a relatively restrained label. Fun trivia: there was briefly a five-door version of the GTi, but it was called the GXi. Never seen one outside of brochures, though.

Saltier
Saltier
2 years ago
Reply to  mr.choppers

Good info. The Swift GTi was swifter than I expected it was.

beceen
beceen
2 years ago
Reply to  Saltier

why? that was a proper hot hatch of the era; MK1 Swift GTi had a 1.3 liter 16v twin cam engine making 101 HP, while weighing ca 750kg… It wasn’t fast by today standards, but it certainly was quick and nimble. I might be biased though, as I had a swift and it was a blast – you know, slow car fast!

parsko
parsko
2 years ago

You are only confused by this because:
a) You feel like it should have a lightbulb in it
b) It does not have a lightbulb in it

Because, if it had a lightbulb in it, you would not be confused.

andyindividual
andyindividual
2 years ago

“Cultus” sounds like both “cult” and “penis”

You are surprisingly close but wrong. Cultus is defined as “A group of people performing cunnilingus”.

Also (sorry, can’t post pics here) shame on you Jason for not using this one little extra reference point. Go look at your Beetle’s frunk handle.

PaysOutAllNight
PaysOutAllNight
2 years ago

A girlfriend long ago had one. She drove it like a maniac. But I don’t remember the car well enough to say for sure why it had the button.

I’m pretty sure it was a space consideration. Things were pretty tight under the hood near the nose, and unlike the Samurai of the same year, the Sprint had a thin, flat hood. A conventional latch would probably interfere with the radiator, radiator support, and the fan shroud.

The Geo Metro she bought after the Sprint had a curved hood that allowed space for a conventional latch.

05LGT
05LGT
2 years ago

Some executive got embarrassed trying to find the standard release when a sexual joke was made, possibly referencing Dr Gräfenberg… Face saving required a redesign. The cars happy button is right up where it belongs.

Ayrton Swansborough
Ayrton Swansborough
2 years ago

I know this is definitely a far better execution, but the Bentley Continental has essentially the same set up.
You release the primary latch from inside and the center of the hood badge pops up and you pull on it to release the secondary latch and lift the bonnet.

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This obviously works a lot better on a bespoke design, hidden nicely within the visual features of the badge, but still, same-same really.

BrakShowStarringBrak
BrakShowStarringBrak
2 years ago

As if the chauffeur of your Bentley needed any more complications in their job.

Dusty Hornblower
Dusty Hornblower
2 years ago

From the closet of horrible names, remember the Ford Probe? Perhaps the focus group coordinator walked into the wrong room and polled a proctology conference at the Detroit Holiday Inn.

JakobKsGarage
JakobKsGarage
2 years ago

Well, the Probe WAS this oblong smoth shape, that you could insert into your … garage.

Lew Schiller
Lew Schiller
2 years ago

Didn’t the Mercury Speculum outsell it though?

J. Turner Rockford
J. Turner Rockford
2 years ago
Reply to  Lew Schiller

The Speculum was another Chevrolet/Geo sold alongside the Sprint/Metro, an Isuzu-sourced compact sedan.

MegRB8
MegRB8
2 years ago

The car that’s reputation was probably tanked by a comedian in the UK…
Rabbit Hole: Gareth Cheeseman/Steve Coogan- Ford Probe
On the plus side if you want one it was a badge engineered Mazda (MX-6)

dogisbadob
dogisbadob
2 years ago

Did any version of it sold anywhere in the world have a hood ornament? Because it could be a hood ornament attachment point.

tesla
tesla
2 years ago

If you’ve ever had a finger bitten off by a weasel or raccoon when reaching under the hood to find the handle, you know what this is for.

DubblewhopperNdubbletrubble
DubblewhopperNdubbletrubble
2 years ago

What’s more baffling and embarrassing, there was a Pontiac Lemans version of this a couple of years later.

Fuhrman16
Fuhrman16
2 years ago

No, the 80’s Pontiac Lemans was based off the Daewoo Lemans. It shared little in common with these Suzuki based cars.

Civic Boy
Civic Boy
2 years ago
Reply to  Fuhrman16

The Daewoo Lemans, called Nexia elsewhere, was a rebranded 1st gen Opel Astra

thancr
thancr
2 years ago
Reply to  Civic Boy

It was also called the Daewoo Racer in some markets.

beceen
beceen
2 years ago
Reply to  Civic Boy

actually, that was an Opel Kadett;)

Gene White
Gene White
2 years ago

It’s the next evolution of the hood ornament…a hood underment.

AnscoflexII
AnscoflexII
2 years ago

I feel like that external button would freeze solid in a typical Midwestern winter. No real way to test it, though, because any of these sold around here dissolved like sugar cubes sometime in the early 90s.

mr.choppers
mr.choppers
2 years ago
Reply to  AnscoflexII

I dailied one of these in Colorado for many years – plenty of snow and ice, never ever an issue. Didn’t rust either, but that is probably because of the painfully dry air.

Donald Petersen
Donald Petersen
2 years ago

Seems sensible to me. Since you still have to pull the dingus under the dash, it doesn’t seem like an additional security risk. Why not make hood opening slightly easier if it’s not hard/complicated/expensive to do?

R.J.
R.J.
2 years ago

Exactly. I owned a brown 1986 Chevy Sprint. I enjoyed the ease of opening the hood with the black button. Much better than feeling around blindly for some hidden latch.

David Tracy
2 years ago

Because it looks horrible. It’s a class-A surface. How did designers let this happen?!

amberturnsignalsarebetter
amberturnsignalsarebetter
2 years ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Are you suggesting that cheap black plastic didn’t cover every other class-A surface in a 1986 Suzuki?

Sean H
Sean H
2 years ago
Reply to  David Tracy

I’m going to assume it’s probably due to some combination of the words “1980s”, “GM”, and “small economy car”.

R.J.
R.J.
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean H

Absolutely. The Suzuki emblem was just stripped ofd and a bare black latch was left. This was, I think, the cheapest car you could buy in the US at that time. And it showed. The air conditioner was a little button you pressed to make cold air, for example. That should be discussed.

yourmedic
yourmedic
2 years ago
Reply to  R.J.

I had the 1988 Sprint version. With the 1.0 liter engine, it could barely manage the AC. Pushing the AC button was like kicking the engine in the groin.

LittleBlue6
LittleBlue6
2 years ago
Reply to  David Tracy

I know what you mean, but thinking anything on this car was a ‘class-A surface’ just makes me laugh.

Donald Petersen
Donald Petersen
2 years ago
Reply to  David Tracy

But the Suzuki version, the one with the S logo, actually doesn’t look horrible at all. It’s just a wee hood ornament, appropriately understated and low profile for an inexpensive car of the era, that happens to double as something useful. The plain black ones aren’t necessarily styling triumphs, but I like the ones with the red S.

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