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Saab Put Reverse Lights At The Front Of Its Cars And It’s Actually Brilliant

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The back tables at the Crimson Lantern are bleak, forgotten places shunned by the popular cliques of the various factions of Taillifestyle — the amber-clad Blinker Kids, the Altezzas, the Red Menaces, and so on. The back tables, under constant aerial assault by leaks and crumbling acoustical ceiling tiles, are the haunt of the Backlighters, which is what the loose confederation of reverse-lamp aficionados and fetishizers call themselves.

Reverse Lamps Have Aways Deserved Better

The Backlighters are a sad, strange group ostracized by the more glamorous, prominent, larger, and more colorful taillight sections and their respective factions, and as a result they’re constantly imbibing a cruel brew of resentment and pride, genuine in their beliefs about the value that reverse lamps bring to humankind, yet constantly chafing at the lack of respect from their peers.

I really can’t think of any good reason why, but reverse lamps tend to be treated with at worst near-contempt, and at best disinterested forgetfulness by the greater taillight community. Nobody loves them, and that’s sad.

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They’re one of the only lamps not required to be paired (a single reverse lamp is legal in most global markets) and if you look at a lot of taillight designs, the reverse lamp seems like it’s just slapped on as an afterthought, minutes before the car was to be shipped out. If you somehow don’t believe that the reverse lamp is not respected, let me remind you of some of these reverse lamp treatments that feel like either last-minute corrections, cheapskate cost-savings, or some kind of strange shame:

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The reverse lamp deserves better than this. After all, it’s the only taillight component designed to provide both signaling functionality as well as actually illuminating the driving direction, like a headlamp. It’s a big job, and it should be respected!

This radical idea that reverse lamps are worthy additions to the constellation of automotive lighting and deserve respect, even admiration, is something I genuinely believe, and am not afraid to express. This has allowed me access to the Backlighter community, normally highly mistrustful of outsiders, and with that access came the arcane knowledge of what the Backlighters believe to be the greatest advancement of the Art of Reverse Lamps.

Old Retrograde, the leader of this branch of Backlighters, was the one to reveal the secret to me. He beckoned me to his dank table, in a dark, forgotten corner of the bar. I sat down, and he immediately seized my arm with a strength and intensity that belied his frail looks.

“I don’t have much longer,” he rasped, making a show of some very moist-sounding coughs. “I need you to see this before…before I’m gone.”

He slid a blue-and-yellow envelope to me, emblazoned with the SAAB logo. Then, he muttered “put it in R, friend,” and let his head drop heavily to the table.

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I leapt up in shock, and yelled to the bar. “Old Retro is dead! He just died here! At the table! Someone help!”

The bar was silent for a moment, then the din of conversation resumed. Blanche Lux, the Backlighter’s most charismatic member, a spry 92-year-old woman in a sequined halter top, turned to me.

“He’s not dead,” she said, bored. “He does this like six times a night. Just give him a shove. Or don’t. I don’t give a fuck.”

In the end, I realized that I didn’t donate any fucks either, so I threw my jacket over the old drama queen and opened the envelope.

What I saw in there made me realize that if I thought I had esteem for the reverse lamp, the fine Swedes over at Saab agreed with me. In fact, they’ve done more to advance the art of reversing-illumination more than pretty much anyone, and one of their incredible driving-backwards-with-light innovations is what I want to show you today.

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Saab’s Incredible Innovation

You see, Saab built cars with reverse lamps not just at the rear, but at the front as well, for years and years.

Okay, calm down. I mean it. I need you to stay calm and listen. This is not madness; there are some excellent reasons for the front, corner-mounted reverse light, and you need to understand them. So, let’s get started. They can take a few forms, but they generally look like this:

To the casual observer of automotive lighting, one may assume that these are simply cornering lamps, another sort of clever and under-appreciated bit of automotive lighting I once covered for the Jell-o Picnic Internet Car Magazine. And, while there is a cornering light function in those corner light units (as well as a parking lamp, turn indicator, and sometimes DRL) the reverse lamp innovation is a separate function entirely.

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According to Saab owner’s manual bulb charts, the official name of this lamp seems to be the Side Guidance Reversing Lights, and that’s a pretty appropriate name. What these extra reversing lights do is provide a really useful bit of extra illumination where it’s needed most, especially when you’re reversing out of a tight place in the dark. This may be best explained visually:

A diagram of the illumination of a Saab reverse light array

Often, when you’re backing out of a parking spot or some other location, you’re not going straight. You’re turning, in reverse to maneuver where you need to be, yet in the dark, your reverse lamps just illuminate the area directly behind the car, even though the front half of the car may actually be moving in a different direction due to steering angle.

As a result, there’s a pretty huge, un-illuminated blind spot behind the front quarter of your car, which could easily end up in an impact to an unseen post or bollard or wall or other car or hydrant or swirling blades or whatever. Lots of us have banged into things in exactly this situation, and Saab’s clever Side Guidance Reversing Lights could have solved this problem simply and effectively.

The Side Reverse Lamps Deserved Better

It’s such a wonderfully useful and clever solution that I just want to spit, out of respect. And yet, somehow, the world remains largely ignorant of this important innovation, with even Saab owners themselves baffled at the side reverse lamps, and thinking that perhaps there’s something wrong with their cars.

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Saab’s gone now, and likely won’t return. I can’t think of any current manufacturer that offers a lamp like this today. And, sure, ultrasonic sensors now do the job of warning us when we might smack into something unseen, but those come at a cost of incessant and annoying beeping and bleeping, and the sensors make bumpers and minor accident damage so much more expensive.

They don’t have the elegant cleverness of the Saab Side Guidance Reversing Lights, and that sickens me. Maybe Old Retrograde was right to defiantly fake his own death, as an act of defiance against a world that has failed, once again, to appreciate the contributions of a reverse lamp to the human condition.

For what it’s worth, I appreciate it.

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Misaniovent
Misaniovent
2 years ago

Funny thing about Saabs and reverse lights — my 2011 9-5 only has one, on the passenger’s side. The tail light assembly on the driver’s side looks like it should have one, but it’s for appearances only.

BolognaBurrito
BolognaBurrito
2 years ago

I had them on my 900 and loved them. Worked great for long driveways where there wasn’t a curb or anything, so extra light made staying on the driveway easier.

AFondoConFe
AFondoConFe
2 years ago

Thanks a clever idea.

Crackers
Crackers
2 years ago

Some of the Saab 99 EMS had these lights as well. It was pretty cool.

Xander
Xander
2 years ago

The number of miniscule yet ingenious features on the Saab 900 is the most exciting topic in all of cardom for me. You simply have no idea until you get to live with one of these magnificent beasts day-to-day!

Conehead1978
Conehead1978
2 years ago

The coolest part was that the SAAB key wouldn’t come out unless you first put the car in reverse. This turned on the reverse lights. Next time you got in the car, as soon as you started it the lights came on. It served as a warning to others that your car would likely start to move. Really lit up the car’s surroundings at night.

In The Mike Lane
In The Mike Lane
2 years ago

Having waited for the site to go live for some time, nothing could have prepared me for the first article I see and read to be about the weird and wonder Saab! Just fantastic, just what I was hoping for. I miss my Saabs, owned a early 80s 900T, and an early 00s 93 convertible. Two of the most fun cars I’ve ever had. Would still own the 93 if a deer didn’t decide to get up close and give it a kiss.

I didn’t know about the backup lights until the first time I drove at night. Couldn’t believe it. Actually had to get out of the car and check it out, thought maybe a lens was broken or something. But the longer I owned my Saabs, the more I really learned to appreciate all the minor but great details they put into their cars.

VBinNV
VBinNV
2 years ago

Since we can’t post photos or images, here’s a link:

https://twitter.com/VBinNV/status/1379593131511836672/photo/1

Fotog
Fotog
2 years ago

More Saab content. Their entire automotive history is littered with strange, interesting designs and engineering. Who wants a super car when you could drive something with barely 100 horsepower and a motor installed backwards?

993cc
993cc
2 years ago

I put reverse light on my utility trailer. Does that make me a backlighter?

Hans Hansen
Hans Hansen
2 years ago

All cars should have this.
Above article reminds me: My former car, a Peugeot 206+ (Plus) had two reverse lamps instead of the usual one, I really liked that.

RustyWombat
RustyWombat
2 years ago

My 2018 Audi Q7 has this function by utilizing the cornering lights, they function in reverse also (when you turn the wheel left or right) effectively lighting up that side of the car too. I think it’s more of a standard euro option but I have heard of users coding in the functionality with OBDEleven too.

GLL
GLL
2 years ago

Someone needs to bring back Saab….

Rock Burner
Rock Burner
2 years ago
Reply to  GLL

Agreed – SAAB had so many clever features in their cars that all contributed to both performance and safety. I miss my 93 (ok, not a true SAAB, but it had a lot of the clever stuff in it).

Aucra
Aucra
2 years ago

Torch, what chance we can get some renderings of the Crimson Lantern at some point? Your words are very evocative, but I think some visuals would help. Is it all dark mahogany? Are their booths or tables? Carpet (sticky?) or floorboards? What does the bar look like? And importantly, what’s the lighting situation?

The Matts
The Matts
2 years ago

Ah, a healthy Friday afternoon shot of Torchtopian taillight-adjacent content, and on a Saab to boot. This right here gives me solid hope for a less depressing weekend.

ClassicAndClunker
ClassicAndClunker
2 years ago

Great story! The side guidance reversing lights would keep many walls and posts safe, and keep the Swedish House Mafia from coming after you.

Indicator Fetishist
Indicator Fetishist
2 years ago

My lighting knowledge for the day has been fulfilled! In a way I guess these are sort of like the door handle lights on a BMW that can be coded to come on when you put the transmission in reverse. I have my i3s setup like this, they aren’t super bright but I suppose they would be better than nothing in a completely dark rural setting.

edlsen
edlsen
2 years ago

This. This is why I followed you here! I have no experience with Saabs, but I love reading about obscure features and history. Keep it up Torch!

J Smith
J Smith
2 years ago

Today I learned that there was a bit of odd trivia to learn that I didn’t know I needed to learn.

T Beam
T Beam
2 years ago

Torch, thank you for adding to my vast repository of arcane trivia, and for doing it your way (which makes it so entertaining and easy to read).

edgarj
edgarj
2 years ago

Well, I can’t say how excited I am that The Autopian opened up with a SAAB feature on day one. Also, as the owner of 4 Saab C900’s, I’m incredibly embarrassed to say that I never noticed the front reverse lamps on any of my cars and now have to go into the barn to see if I need to replace some bulbs! Great read and I will be back every day for more!

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